The Cheese Tower of Doom

A Monument to the Most Difficult Decisions

Welcome to the Cheese Tower of Doom, a place where the fate of the world is decided one wedge of cheddar at a time.

Current Crisis: The Great Cheddar Shortage

Due to an unexpected shortage of high-quality cheddar, the world's top leaders are gathering to decide the course of action.

View the Leaders in a Teacup

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